Harley rider vs Goldwing rider

This is a follow up to my entry in 'Thirty years' thread.

The difference between Harley riders and Goldwing drivers:


Harley riders:
"Live to ride. Ride to Live."
Goldwing drivers:
"Eat to ride. Ride to eat

Harley riders:
"Loud pipes save lives."
Goldwing drivers:
"Honey, will you turn down the radio?"


Harley riders:
Black leather jacket and chaps
Goldwing drivers:
Red snowmobile suit :D

Harley riders:
Black leather vest with chain closure and skull and lightning bolt on the back
Goldwing drivers:
Gray twill vest with trading pins and GoldWing Road Riders Association chapter
patch on the back


Harley riders:
Meets other riders at "The Dam Ice House"
Goldwing drivers:
Meets other riders at Dunkin Donuts

Harley riders:
Biker Mama on the back.
Goldwing drivers:
HER Mama on the back.


Harley riders:
Cross city ride ends at topless bar.
Goldwing drivers:
Cross country ride ends at Dairy Queen.

Harley riders:
National riders group meeting called "Hog Rally".
Goldwing drivers:
International group affair called "Wing Ding".


Harley riders:
Riding in groups of twenty.
Goldwing drivers:
Riding in groups of two.

Harley riders:
Ape hanger bars and (proctologists dream) splinter seats.
Goldwing drivers:
Big wide seats for big wide butts.


Harley riders:
Rolling thunder.
Goldwing drivers:
BarcoLounger with wheels

Harley riders:
Dew rags covering up steel plate in the head from riding without a helmet. But looking COOL.
Goldwing drivers:
Helmet with headset and microphones, covered in reflective patches


Harley riders:
"This beer is flat, let's trash the place."
Goldwing drivers:
"This cappuccino is cold. Let's only tip 10%."

Ride safe & long,
Colorado Fats

LOL!!! Loved it!

Have to admit, CoFats, that was pretty cute!

well I think you hit the nail on the head with this one ,But where does that leave me I have Owned both I know that is why they Look at funny at Dunkin donuts on Sunday,I am not coming to rob the place ,just get a donut to eat
LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!:D :D

I have to agree with one thing, and that is the use of radios. i have actually sat in a Denny's and hear a wife complaining to her husband that he played his radio too loud, and that he could not hear her over her mic. I can't really blame him though. She went on and on about him not listening to her the whole time they ate, without him getting in a word edgewise. I think back on that moment and think of what the stereotypical Harley rider would have done. The least they would have done is get on their bike and leave the witch. lol

Well, I got to agree about them BIG OL' BUTTS.

Thats one thing you can say about the Wings. They can haul 550 pounds of big butts, plus gear and even pull a matching trailer and still pass a Chevy Impala like it was standing still.

Just kidding :D