Why a motorcycle is better than the wife?
1. If you say bad things to your Motorcycle, you don’t have to apologize before you can ride it again.2. If your Motorcycle doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get better parts.3. If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don’t have to discuss politics to correct it.4. If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.5. Motorcycles don’t care about how many other Motorcycles you have with you, or have ridden in the past.6. Motorcycles don’t care if you are late.7. Motorcycles don’t insult you if you are a bad rider.8. Motorcycles don’t mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.9. Motorcycles don’t whine unless something is really wrong.10. Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.11. Motorcycles’ curves never sag.12. When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.13. You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.14. You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won’t get sore.15. You can ride a Motorcycle any time you want.16. You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.17. You don’t have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.18. You don’t have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.19. You only need to buy a new chain for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.20. Your parents don’t remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
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12-08-2008
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